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Pippa Kalajzich

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RITES OF SPRING IN GLEBE, circa 1968

Sue was fifteen and a dancer.  She'd escaped Beatlemania and other teenage
epidemics, to join Margaret Barr and her Dance Drama troupe in a church hall
on Bridge Road, near the park.
Margaret Barr was a hump-backed old lady who did not look like a dancer
until she moved;  her hands could describe a poem.
Sue was a nubile maiden, sprouting like a blade of grass to Stravinsky's
Rites of Spring from the floor boards of that old hall.
The leading male was Greg, a satyr from the forest.  Fined boned and
slippery with sweat, he'd spin and leap across the hall, while she unfurled
herself on the floor.   His sweat rained down.  Sue touched a drop of it with
her finger, and later tasted it.
  ***
"My place, after rehearsal on Saturday night."  Greg was inviting her to a
party.  He thought she was older.  "Can you come?"
He lived in a once-was-a-shop, down the hill from Dance Drama.  A den of
iniquity, some said. Her parents would not let her go, so she lied.
"I've been chosen," she preened, "to understudy the leading female role in
the Rites of Spring.  It'll be a late rehearsal, but don't worry. I'll get a
lift home."
***
At the party she drank alcoholic cider and danced to In-A-Gadda-Da- Vida.
Dust billowed from the straw matting. The music reached its climax.  She
sneezed and peed herself.  A hot steaming gush.  She couldn't stop it.  It
wouldn't stop.
She fled the party.  They were laughing at her.  She could hear them.  The
drums and their voices pounded in her ears as her feet pounded up the hill.
Behind the church hall were toilets, sometimes locked, often vandalised.
You had to be desperate to use them.  There were no lights, so she felt her
way.  The female one was locked, the male wasn't.  She squatted in the
stinking dark, tried to relax, tried to pee.  But the walls started to bend
and then everything tilted.  Bile flooded her throat and she vomited.
She crawled out of that toilet and sat on a step in front of the hall to
wait for the world to stop spinning.
Hours later when she was steady enough to walk again she remembered her
purse, which was in a bedroom on the first floor of Greg's place.
It was the dawning of the Age of Aquarius when she returned.  Her puddle of
shame had dried and there was a pall of marijuana smoke hanging under the
ceiling.
She crept up the stairs.  The door was ajar.  She stepped in, turned on the
light and there was a flash - two pairs of buttocks - before she turned it
off again.
"Go away.  What the fuck do you want?" Greg's voice, husky with passion.
"My purse," she answered.
"We moved it.  It's in the next room," said Robert, Greg's understudy.

   The End

© Pippa Kay

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GRACE CROWLEY: 1890-1985 (approx.)

She was one of the most important modern artists in Australia, and we,
the heirs to her estate, donated her paintings to the Sydney Art
Gallery.  She was my Great Aunt Grace.    The "Great" was a family joke
because she was so small.  She loved to be called "Great".
     We knew nothing about her art, but we knew her in three places:
her house called "Blue Hills" at Mittagong, her rooftop apartment in
George Street at The Rocks, and her unit at Manly.
     "Blue Hills" consisted of about five acres of garden with the main
house and a small studio, which was once a gardener's cottage.  We were
never allowed into the studio. The main house was Modern; Great Aunt
Grace always had the newest and most modern furniture and gadgets
possible.
     "She lives on carrot juice," my father complained, when she served
up her vegetarian meals.
     We sat cross-legged on the floor.  There wasn't a normal chair in
the whole house, or a proper table.  There were however, bright cushions
in basic colours and window seats with padded benches and coffee tables
topped with colourful hand painted tiles.  And paintings on all the
walls and on the ceiling a huge painting of grey overlapping squares.
Her friend Ralph Balson had painted it, and a smaller framed version
hung on the wall.    I would lie on my back or do handstands to study
them.
     We nursed our salads on our knees while Great Aunt whipped up
another pint or two of carrot juice with her juice extractor: a noise
like a jet engine in the kitchen.
     "That's why she's so small," my father continued.  "She's bound to
be anaemic.  A woman needs red meat for protein and iron."   I soak up
these words of wisdom like haemoglobin soaks up oxygen.  My father, a
doctor, has mentioned this before in his talks to me about the my
imminent puberty and the dangers of pregnancy.
     In the wardrobe my Great Aunt hangs all her clothes inside out, so
they won't get dirty - a habit from her childhood.   They're inside out
on the clothesline too, in case the birds do something nasty.  My father
scoffs, but I think it's practical.  Great Aunt wore Modern clothes:
"Bohemian" my father called them, black stockings and shifts with large
bold patterns, and flat soled shoes, or hand-painted clogs.  Around her
neck were beads, bright unnameable stones, heavy and textured, that I
like to touch.  My father did not approve.  A woman should wear more
feminine clothes like my mother, who wears frocks that show off her
narrow waist and high heeled shoes to show off her ankles.
     I know little of my Great Aunt's background exept that she was born
a grazier's daughter on a property near Barraba in north-western New
South Wales.   They were wealthy and her brothers followed their father
and raised sheep while she went to school in Sydney to learn about art,
and then to France where she studied under the masters.  She returned to
Australia and shocked them all with her new Modern Art.
     "In those days," said my father, who was embarking on a career in
psychiatry, "women were prone to hysteria and pychosomatic illness.
Your grandmother was paralysed for months when she was eighteen, and
there was no physical cause.  Grace was jilted by a beau when she was
about the same age, and I don't know that she ever recovered.  She
doesn't seem to be interested in men."  He shakes his head in a
sympathetic but disapproving way. I realise, when I'm much older, that
he was trying to explain that Grace may have been a lesbian, something
my father felt would need a solid explanation based on psychological
trauma and  Freudian theory.
     The rooftop studio at No. 229 George Street in the Rocks, was in an
old terrace building and up six flights of stairs.  It was close to the
Art School where she taught when she was younger.  We rarely visited
Great Aunt there, because it was a private place, like her studio at
Mittagong.  There was much in her life that she kept private.  Once when
she was ill I went with my father up those stairs.  I waited on the roof
garden, inhaling an exotic mix of potted herbs and fumes from the busy
street below, and watching the ferries dart in and out of the wharves at
the Quay.
     "It must be all that carrot juice," said my father, as we descended
the stairs.  "She's remarkably healthy for a vegetarian.  I don't know
how she manages, I really don't.  Up and down these stairs every day."
     One Christmas she studied my husband with interest and declared she
liked his long hair and beard.  "Hair like they used to wear it when I
was a girl, but it went out of fashion and now it's back in."   And she
listened to the Beatles and the Moody Blues on the our new stereo
headphones and declared it was the best music she'd heard in many
years.  New music, that reminded her of when jazz was new.  She was
tipsy with champagne, giving the carrot juice away for the day.   Many
of her friends were gone or going and she was turning to her family more
often.  She was "eighty-something" according to my father.
     In 1972, she was forced to move out of George Street because the
buildings were to be demolished for the Rocks redevelopment.  My father
and brothers and I helped carry her furniture and paintings down those
six flights of stairs.  Before this move she had destroyed any of her
work she was not proud of, because of her fear that after she died
someone could pick up one of these pieces.   She'd be ashamed if it
wasn't her best work.
     A home unit in Manly seemed too ordinary for a Great Aunt.   It was
new but there was nothing Modern about it.  There were two bedrooms,
lounge/dining and kitchen, a lift instead of stairs and a picture window
with a view of Manly Cove and walls - blank walls.
     "I want to put up all my paintings.  I want to be surrounded by the
things I love to see," she confessed to my husband, "but the light's not
good enough and I need good lights to see them properly."   She
possessed many valuable paintings;  not only her own, but also paintings
by her her friends: Ralph Balson, Rah Fizelle and Frank Hinder.
     And so we erected track lighting on the ceilings of all her rooms
and paintings were hung from all the walls. She prepared carrot juice
and vegetarian patés and mousses with a newer, quieter  kitchen gadget,
and we sat cross legged on the floor to eat.  My six year old son was
taller than her and we told him she was his Great Great Aunt.  My son
thought this was a "Great" joke, while Great Aunt was tickled to have
achieved "double-greatness" in one lifetime.
     On the coffee table was a bowl of fruit, so shiny and polished, so
like a painting you wouldn't dare touch it.  Her fruiterer from George
Street continued to deliver the fruit, even after she'd moved.  He'd
catch a ferry across to Manly once a week with the shiniest, most
colourful fruit he could find, for his best and oldest customer.
     She died of old age in her early 90s, with a bowl of fresh fruit on
the table and her paintings on the walls.  It was some days after her
death before her body was discovered.  Her  fruiterer raised the alarm
when she failed to answer the door.
     In the last decade of her life, Grace had regularly met "the girls"
for breakfast at the Wentworth and then visited the Art Gallery of New
South Wales.  Daniel Thomas, the Curator of the Art Gallery often met
her and showed her the latest exhibits personally.
     She donated her paintings to the Art Gallery when she died because
of their value, and because she didn't want her "grand-grand" nieces and
nephews  to fight over them.   The Art Gallery, paid the "gift duty"
required by the taxation office for our donation, and thanked us with a
small plaque acknowledging our gift, beside Great Aunt Grace's
paintings.

copyright Pippa Kay

RED STEW

This is the sworn Statement of Mr B. Wolf, formerly a lodger at Granny's
Cottage, Forest Road.   Interview conducted by Mr Plod in relation to
the mysterious disappearance of Ms Granny Hood.

   Let me see, on the night in question I was in drag, a gold lamé
number, off-the-shoulder, just so, and fishnet stockings.  My legs are
gorgeous, you know, after a wax.

I didn't want to get the outfit dirty so I wore Granny's apron, and her
bonnet, just to be cheeky.  Sets off my high cheekbones marvellously, if
I have to say so myself.

Mannie was coming to dinner and I had the house to myself, so  I was
doing my vegetarian stew.   You've met him?  All that woodcutting does
wonders for the physique, doesn't it?

The stew was bubbling away in the oven when there's this knock on the
door.  I assumed it was Mannie so I opened it.  But instead I'm
confronted by this horror story.  It's sort of fat and pudgy and wearing
a red number.  I can't abide red.  Hideous.  Great sweeping cape and
hood on her. And hooked on her arm, a basket.  I tell you I shuddered,
from the top of my lace bonnet to the tips of my stilettos.

She comes barging into the cottage, like she owns the place mind, and
starts rattling on about my big eyes and big ears and big teeth.
Hmpph!  She should talk!

She's sniffing around the living room.  Her eyes are twitching.

'What's cooking?' she heads for the kitchen.

'Stew.' I strike a pose in the doorway, blocking her entrance.

'Let me through,' she screams, 'I bet you've got Granny in there.'

'No, she's not,' I say, 'She's playing bridge with the girls.'

This red bundle doesn't believe me.  'No, I meant in the stew.  Granny's
in the stew.'

I was appalled.  Me?  I'm a strict vegetarian.  I eat only herbaceous
foods, fruits and berries from the forest.

Next thing she's hitting and kicking me, so I step out of the way and
she tumbles into the kitchen skidding across the floor like a blob of
raspberry jelly.

Everything spills out of her basket too and the lino's awash with blood
and gore.  There were sausages, steaks, mince meat, and on top of it
all, tomato sauce, splattered on the floor, walls, everywhere.

Mannie comes to my rescue.  He scrapes it all up off the floor for me,
including Ms Ridinghood.  She takes off.  Mannie and I stand in the
doorway and watch as she flits through the forest, like a blinking
light:  now you see her, now you don't, on-off, on-off.

Mannie wrapped his arms around my shoulders and we kissed, and in no
time we'd forgotten all about it.

Dinner was delicious, by the way.  We ate the lot.

No, I don't know where Granny could be.  Maybe she stayed out with one
of her friends.
Yes,  I know there's blood stains in the kitchen, but I think I've
explained them.  Ask Red.  Her father's a butcher.

....................................................
signed  B.B. Wolf.


copyright Pippa Kay 1997

THE COCKROACH

"He's a cockroach." She lit another cigarette, and blew the smoke
upwards where clouds were billowing against the nicotine stained
ceiling.   "Always scurrying about in dark places.  Hiding from
something or someone, that's what I reckon."
I had introduced myself as a journalist, doing an article on the
cockroach, for The Morning Sun, and I have a rolled up paper with me,
which she seems to accept as identification. In fact I'm a P.I.  In my
pocket, disguised as a glasses case I have a camera, and the cord to
take a photo runs down my sleeve.  My client is a hell-raising MP who
has been making a lot of fuss about pedophiles recently in State
Parliament.  The cockroach is a judge, and I've followed him to the Bum
Steer Bar, a gay haunt in the Cross.
The cockroach is wearing a dark suit and tie and drinking soda water.
He's found a shadowy booth and buried himself in the corner.  Alone.
Betty, which probably isn't her real name or sex, is the barmaid.
"I take it he's a regular?"
"Sure.  Most nights.  But that's no secret. It's well known that he's
gay."
"So what's his problem?  He's not here for the drinks, and I don't
think he's enjoying the music.  Is he waiting for someone?"
She nods, drops ash on the bartop and wipes it up.
I look around the bar.  Someone I recognise is near the stairs.  A bent
copper.
"What's up those stairs?" I ask.
"Rooms.  For sex.  For druggies, but he's not a druggie."  She shrugs
her shoulders and looks back towards the cockroach and sneers.  "Watch
this."
I follow her eyes.  The cockroach emerges from his cavity and, head
down, does a dash  towards the stairs at the back of the bar.  I leave
my stool to follow him.  He speaks for a moment to the bent copper, who
turns towards me.  The copper's gun glints under under his jacket, as
the metal catches a flash from my camera and he moves towards the
toilets under the stairs.  I start up the stairs after the cockroach.
There's no lights beyond the landing.  The corridor is full of closed
doors.  I peer into the gloom.  Empty as far as I can see, but I can
hear a scuffling.  Missed him again.  I slap the newspaper in my hands.
Downstairs I see the copper stuffing a wad of fifties into his wallet.
I track him outside, keeping my distance.  In the lane it's raining.  A
group of young boys follow him as he re-enters the bar by a back door.
They're wearing green garbage bags, bare legs, bare feet - and
shivering.  I wonder if their parents know where they are.
On the wall opposite is an ad for insect spray:  "When you're on a good
thing, stick to it."

© Pip Kalajzich, 1997.

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