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FOUND STORY
Peter D. SpainŠ All Rights Reserved 1998 Regd
with U.S.Lib.Congress
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead,
either write
things worth reading or do things worth
writing.
Franklin
Man is an imitative animal.
Jefferson
Whoever wants to be creative in good and evil must first
be an
annihilator and destroyer of values.
Nietzsche
As a vast, solid phalanx the generation comes on, they
have the same
features . . . . All wear the same expression, but it is
this which they
do not detect in each other. It is the one life which
ponders in the
philosophers, which drudges in the laborers, which basks
in the poets,
which dilates in the love of another.
Thoreau
What has been done, will be done again, . . . Take
anything which people
acclaim as being new: it existed in the centuries
preceding
us. Ecclesiastes 1:9-10
CHAPTER 1
Sunday Oct. 26,1947 A.M.
Francis drove with one eye on the road, and the other
reading a
notecard he held against the top of the steering
wheel. In the Army, he
had learned to split his sight this way.
There was very little soothing or splashed with green
to look at this
morning. As his silver Mercury sped south, the pale chaff
fields and the
forkwoods blinked across the gray-scribbled distances.
Starlings and
crows, dotted the dawn, rummaging for worms, and any corn
peepers left
by the combines augers.
Thumbing out the triangular window an inch, Francis
closed his eyes,
one two, and flipped the notecard with his left hand. In
the cool
whistle of fresh air and the dark calm of shut eyes, his
mind flowered
with the scenes he had just been reading: a sandy-haired
girl, twenty to
thirty, at night. She is running from a windy
shingle-sided ranch to
fetch her bobby socks from a drooping line. Then, a
serated knife
flashes clear across her larynx like a moon beam through
a winter night.
Its blade barber poles down the cartilage, and destems
her trachea.
After her first cry, nothing is heard from her, no,
not even a breath .
. . no suspects across the Mountain States,
as chapter two closes.
Bad things happen fast, Francis thought,
relinquishing the gory scene
from his mind, That is one reliable generality that
most bad fiction
puts to good use. That bad things happen fast.
He opened his eyes, and saw the cambered rise in the
blacktop turn down
to a straight away. From here south to St. Louis, he
knew, Route 61
hardly needed any steering.
Since the Army Francis had read everything he could
find by Penn
Blotch. Read everything by Blotch and written down notes
on 3 x 5
notecards. Just yesterday in Iowa a book hed never
read by Penn Blotch
stared out at him from the lower stacks of a library. Cut
The Deck
Again. It didnt take much figuring to tell it was
the sequel to Cut The
Deck-- one of Francis favorite murder mysteries of
all time. The kind
of formula suspense that keeps the balance of surprise
and expectation
nodding gently between a few novel nuggets and many
predictable crumbs.
Francis had skimmed over Cut the Deck Again-The Skimpole
Tragedy , and
scrawled down sentences and plot twists from the story.
The next morning
now, at sixty six miles an hour, ached wit, he re-read
what hed
pencilled down on the notecards, considering what he
could transplant
into a story he had been developing in his mind for
months. Not only the
blood trails, but also the suspense of Skimpoles
murder could enrich
the skeletal plot lines he wanted to start typing on his
patina-green
Royale Automatique; as soon as time allowed.
Tugging in the triangle window by its blunt trigger
hook, he turned on
the car radio. KMOX-St. Louis washed in with static and
news, The
butchering continues. . . a half million killed in India.
. . fighting
since the Subcontinent . . . from Britain two months ago
. . .Todays
weather after this message from Gillette ...
With the weather fair, and with his deliveries in good
order, hed make
St. Louis by noon, take care of his appointments, then
get his mail from
the box. Replies on the book would be piling up by now.
He hadnt been
in St. Louis since late September.
What youve written is not a book until you
sell it, said the raspy
voice inside his head.
Francis checked his light-brown eyes in the rearview
mirror, and saw
the foxtails and grasses nodding in the pull wake of the
car. Francis
turned up the radio. A pipe organ wheezed through a
couple weighty
measures, then accelerated into cloud-splitting soprano
glissandos that
soon faded into morning choruses. As the music ribboned
and fanned into
a coda, a scratching voice broke in over the radio,
Oggh. Good Sunday morning Christians. Aghh.This
is Elder Michauxs
Eternity Hour.Todays program begins in Revelation.
Were finding the
way to our aghh righteous ends.
A fading sod farm appeared off the right side of Route
61. There was a
sign nailed to the farms white fence, Mark
Twains House 18 miles
Ahead in Historic Hannibal.
Francis knew his way around most of America. In the
past three weeks,
he had driven a far route south from Bismark, holding to
the Missouri
River. Along his way, he had delivered over four-hundred
1948 updates,
but sold only fifty one new subscriptions. One of those
he had sold to
the orphanage in Sleepy Eye, Minnesota. How amazed and
frightened he had
felt on the front steps of the big pink Victorian. He
knuckled up to the
brass knocker and took two steps back from the door. When
the door
opened, the old linseed reek of the front hall whet his
memory. And then
out came Ms. Erdel shuffling in suede Hush Puppies, and
using a cane.
She wore the black collaret dress and liverwurst-colored
stockings in
which he remembered her, awake or in nightmares, coming
after him. Her
long ashen hair had gone white, and she was stooped over
more than he
remembered her being.
What is it now? Is that who I think it
is? she said inflectively as
she looked up at Francis.
Her stringy Norse features had grown plump in the
twenty years since he
had escaped the orphanage. Her outline now looked like a
sideways pear
balancing on a tripod of toothpicks. The shock of seeing
whom hed
assured himself would be long gone was made worse by the
dread that he
would have to stand and be polite while the old lady
would begin to
recognize him.
No, Im Gerry Manley, mam. Regional
salesman from Lincoln Home
Encyclopedias. New York. New York.
Through Mrs. Erdels eyes this salesman looked
shy and inept as he
limply held out his sample case of encyclopedias. She
invited him inside
after he had taken off his hat and said again that he was
Gerry Manley,
regional salesman. Her curiosity in the name Manley, and
where he came
from did not seem to put her in mind of the mute child
she had taught
how to add and to subtract, to read and write, and how to
boil,
hardboil, peel, pickle, dice, scramble and even separate
an egg; Francis
S, the orphan boy shed known from his third to his
tenth year, whom,
when he acted up, shed swatted in the chops with
the back of her hand,
cursing at his little crew-cut head, Why you
no-good-little-Indian
bastard. Theres a reservation up the road for you
once I get up the
gumption to send you there. In hindsight, the
adult Francis thought
Ms. Erdel had only wanted to be proper as she knew it to
be. She kept
herself and the twenty to thirty orphans proper
through rules and
regimens. She took the orphans to church every
Sunday.
Mrs. Erdel sneezed and Francis said bless you.
Thank you George,
now lets get to what youve come to do.
As he followed her inside the orphanage, he remembered
how when someone
farted in the orphanage she had made the farter stop
where he was and
say, Excuse me everyone, that was gross, Ill
try to have more control
next time. Mrs. Erdel never used the word
fart. No, she called them
bombs or gaseous explosions. So
youd fart and shed stand over you
and say with the look of a billyclub in her eye, What
do we say when we
have a bomb or gaseous explosion ? Francis
had the misfortune of
eructing an uncontrable and lubricious fart in church one
Sunday, right
as the chalky-eyed minister took the podium to begin the
Gospel reading.
The boys to either side of Francis giggled and made funny
faces. Francis
bit his lip to keep from laughing. There were tears in
his eyes as he
looked around at Ms. Erdel in the pew behind him. She was
turning red
from embarrassment. She looked away from him in disgrace.
So Francis
stood up and said to the Church in the most apologetic
tones a five-year
old can deliver, with his hands held out prayerfully,
Excuse me
everyone, that was gross, Ill try to have more
control next time. As
the church broke out laughing, Ms. Erdel grabbed him by
his collar.
Francis protested, Thats what we say when we
have a bomb or gaseous
explosion. The more laughter he heard echoing
through the church, the
tighter his collar squeezed around his little neck.
The billyclub look in Mrs. Erdels eyes had
softened over twenty years,
although Francis tried to avoid looking her
directly in the eye as she
led him inside. She said shed heard that Lincoln
Home Encyclopedias
were cheaper and just as good as the more expensive
kinds. Francis
agreed as he stared at the floor in the center of the
front hall. The
herringbone parquet was dark and grim as ever. The
bitterwood curl of
the banister at the bottom of the stairs reminded him of
when the world
was sleepy and alive with short, perfectible paths: up
the stairs, down
the stairs, out to the fields between the orphanage and
church, into the
potato patch or compost pile with a pitchfork.
He turned with Mrs. Erdel into the parlor, and saw the
dining-room
chairs arranged around the white-bricked fireplace. Mrs.
Erdel exhaled a
low wheeze out her rumpled beak, and unburdened her legs
as she sat in
the rocking chair by the smoldering hearth, Come
in. The chair sighed
as she tipped her toes, and rocked back,
Come in, Gerry, and show me what youve got
in your colorful case.
Mrs. Erdel saw him staring at the chairs as if he was
displeased with
the scuffs on them. She said, Oh any onell
do, Gerry. Now, show me.
Ive been meaning to look into encyclopedias for the
children. Oh,
theyre all outside in the churchyard now. Picking
the last apples with
The Reverend Beetler. Were going to make a pie with
them.
Her once sassy smile had become crooked with the
spaces between her
teeth. The more that memories of this place floated
across his mind, the
more he feared the old lady would recollect some aspect
in his
appearance unbreached by growth or gravitys erosion
and down sculpting
of the flesh. His strong epicurean nose, the way it
overhung his full
lips, had inched out to a prominent position, as had his
dusky eyelids,
softening the bitter look in his eyes, sharp black brow
and jutting
cheeks.
He pulled a sample encyclopedia out of his case,
smiling as best he
could. His teeth he had had capped in the end month of
the war.
You have children, Gerry ? Mrs. Erdel asked
as she took the sample
from him, with that flair of the nostrils that marks
false excitment, or
the ebbing of ones enthusiasm for an unexpected
visitor.
Francis turned in his seat to reach into his wallet for
his faux
photos. He would keep the illusion going and be Gerry
Manley, family
man. Hed bitten his tongue at the thought of adding
Hopkins to the
name.
The faux photos in his wallet were something quite
elaborate that the
president of the encyclopedia company, Mr. McKarch, had
devised for the
young unmarried salesmen. The photographs were faux
photos because they
were staged. In the final days of sales training in 1945,
Mr. McKarch,
led the trainees to the basement of the building for
Pictures, adding
that, Accuracy is only as important as what it
portrays. We have the
public to thank for that. At the end of this week, all of
you are
setting out to sell which means youre
first-impression artists, first
and last. Make a fitting impression of yourself and of
Lincoln Home
Encyclopedias. By the time Mr. McKarch finished
saying this, the newly
trained salesmen were standing before the glowing photo
stages. It was
easy to see that the three life-size dioramas on the
basement floor were
replicated from Norman Rockwell paintings. McKarch had
had them done by
fanciful Broadway set designers, and lit up bright as
noontime with
stage lights. The first diorama McKarch showed them was
the Freedom
>From Hunger Thanksgiving Feast. Set with
every detail down to
swan-white tablecloth and napkins, the pewter napkin
rings, covered
tureen, and the colonial silver carving knife and fork
awaiting the
steaming turkey. Powdery light glowed through the
lace-curtain windows
behind the table. The adjacent set opened a little wider,
and it was
called the Christmas room. A holly-green half
of an octagon-shaped
room stood around a Christmas tree with shimmery
ornaments and roping,
and decorated with gaudy packages and gold-dusted
stockings pinned
behind the tree, on a mantelpiece over an imitation fire.
The third and
final stage design, called Our Summer Cabin,
was a log-pole den of
photogenic trout paintings, fly rods, flies, cedar and
rawhide
furniture, a rifle cabinet in a corner, canoe paddles and
three mounted
antlers.
McKarch had hired three models from an agency
for the day to pose as
thee wives in the pictures (your choice). And there was a
fleet of
youngsters to chose as your children. There were no
choices about the
outfits, nor about the settings or the props. You wore
the tight khaki
vest pinned with artificial hackled flies and silk-veiled
river gnats in
the summer shot, and held a rubber rainbow trout as, with
your other
arm, you held your wifes shoulder. In the
Thanksgiving shot, you
flirted dangerously with the steaming turkey while your
plastic family
gazed approvingly. At Christmas, you lovingly
looked down at your
children as they handed gifts to each other in front of
the Christmas
tree while your wife pretended to be stuffing last minute
nick knacks
into the stockings. McKarch was there for every faux
pose, saying
smile, eahn ? through his big rosy nose. All
told, that day in the
basement of the Lincoln Home Building, there were fifty
people,
including the new salesmen, the models, the children, a
pair of French
Canadian set carpenters, an Italian lighting man, a Czech
nurse, two
electricians from Spanish Harlem, three seamstresses from
Chinatown, an
Irish nanny from McKarchs house, and four
photographers from Bacharach.
At the last moment, another prop was added to the list
the trainees had
no choice about. McKarchs dog. Clancy, the Irish
Setter with a foaming
overbite. Because Clancy could not be restrained (he
cantered through
the dressing rooms en route to cornering a brood of baby
rats and their
mother under the stages), the dog had to be tranquilized
by the Czech
nurse and her large needle. Then Clancy was set in a
stiff crescent
before the hearth in the Christmas Tree Room.
Use these photos well, McKarch had told
Francis, Til you have
better to show for yourselves. Til you become your
own men.
Francis turned thirty the day he sat by the fire with Ms.
Erdel in
that parlor in Sleepy Eye. As much as he knew his
birthday fell in the
middle of October, the occasion always made him feel
certain the year
was over. This year, 1947, that feeling managed to sadden
him more than
usual for he was in the orphanage where hed
started, pretending still
about where he came from and who he was. Turning another
year older
saddened more than usual also because he had promised
himself back in
July that hed sell his novel by the end of year, or
burn it. Why not ?
he thought. Why not ? The year was almost over.
Besides, hed gotten
back twenty some rejections on the forty copies hed
sent out in July,
and not one positive reaction.
On his birthday in 1946, he had vowed to stop writing
the story
altogether if he hadnt completed it by the end of
1946. However, mostly
disliking himself for it, he had ignored that deadline,
choosing to
panic and push himself rather than to abandon all hope.
By the summer
of 1947 hed come to writing the final draft. On a
sweltering afternoon
in July in Wichita, Kansas he knocked off the last line
to the story on
his Royale typewriter, then typed, The End. By
Francis S Soaking in a
marinade of his own sweat and tears, he gazed at the
final page. He
never thought hed finish War Widow, but here it
was. As he finished
typing his last name, he reminded himself about the
pseudonym hed been
thinking of. He would have to use a false authors
name just in case the
uncreditted sources in his story were ever
discovered. And so, he
rubbed out his name with a Berol White Gum eraser, and
typed another
name in its place, Dirky Whirled. The next
morning, with the Kansas
summer heat still on him like a huge panting dog, he
hurried to the
printers on Douglass Avenue, got forty copies made, then
mailed them
off, including with each a folded self-addressed-stamped
envelope to
Francis S c/o Dirky Whirled, P.O. Box 722, St. Louis, MO.
The strapping heat and excitement of those days in July
still frazzled
and framed his intents on October 26, as he drove
south to St. Louis in
the company car, but frazzled and framed him very
faintly, for
everything seemed to be slanting away from that nativity
at the
typewriter, receding and falling off with the northern
light.
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