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WINNER !
LISA PETTY
Clinton Poem
Winning Poem
Screw You
by Lisa Petty
“Oh My Lord, Elizabeth,
you know you’re such a fox.”
“Excuse me Mr. President,”
said the voice inside the box.
“Miss Flowers on line 2,
Miss Jones is on line 3,
Line 4 was...let me check again,
it’s Miss Lewinsky.”
“I said to hold all calls.
I thought you understood.”
"I understood you sir,
I’ve done all that I could,
But each and every woman,
says she knows you’re really in
Saddam is on line 1,
so where should I begin?"
"Tell the women I’m engaged
in conversation with Saddam,
We’re in a deep discussion
‘bout disarming all his bombs.
Leave Saddam Hussein on hold,
Tell him he’ll just have to wait
While I’m screwing Miss America,
And the whole United States.
Prize!
Quill Pen & Ink Well
all the way from England!
(Offered by Sarah Russel)
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